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You must be one hell of a freak......
Ok now you must be deformed, blind (why you on the net dummy??) or desperate to want to read this page but we've got to make up the numbers somehow. Oh yeah the picture below is not Paj, but you can always pretend it is.
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The guide i wish upon nobody to follow
If you have got this far slap yourself, cut your wrists open or sober up. YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE OUTCOME OF THIS GUIDE-100% SUCCESFUL.
Ok you're still reading. Fool. Don't say I didn't warn you!
1)WHERE WILL HE BE?
This is not a toughie! Easy to find, not just because his big fat ass is visble throughout most of Cumbria.
MONDAY. AM-With Suzie in the social area skiving lessons. PM-At the workies/cricket "watching sport" or "playing snooker", most likely to be pissed.
TUESDAY. AM-With Suzie in the social area skiving lessons. PM-At the workies/cricket "watching sport" or "playing snooker", most likely to be pissed.
WEDNESDAY. AM-With Suzie in the social area skiving lessons. PM-At the workies/cricket "watching sport" or "playing snooker", most likely to be pissed.
THURSDAY. AM-With Suzie in the social area skiving lessons. PM-At the workies/cricket "watching sport" or "playing snooker", most likely to be pissed.
FRIDAY. AM-With Suzie in the social area skiving lessons. PM-at last a change of plan! Oh no wait, he'll be in the crickey watching sport and getting pissed!
SATURDAY. AM-posibly hungover in bed, may be playing rugby (trust me stay away-Paj in shorts is even less of a pretty sight than usual!). PM-seen in Millom's premier nightclub JOHNNY B'S trying to get off with random tarts, succceeding only when they are even more pissed than him and are defencless.
SUNDAY. AM-in bed. PM-in bed having as many wanks as posible.
2)WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I WANT TO GET INTO HIS UNDERPANTS?
Why are you still reading you clown???? This is possibly the simplest question ever. All you have to do to get into Paj is to be between 3 and 100, have at least 1 eye, a hole somewhere on your body and a sick bag (trust me you'll need it!)
3)WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTERWARDS?
You have got to the lowest point of your life. Kill yourself. No excuses.
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Go to uglypeople.com
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Here's the picture all th lady's wanted to see!
Paj kindly donated this picture of himself thinking that all the girls would be wowed by his DROP DEAD gorgeous looks. Idiot. |
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